Posted on February 25, 2010.
If I gave you all the following would you vote for me, Dartagnon Almighty, as President of the United States? OK ... Here's the deal. We have no good choice for President, as I think the salary is too cheap and the President must put up with a lot of guff (they start with black hair and a smile and when they leave, they have gray hair and an attitude) I'll make the sacrifice for you disbelievers, even though my record sucks and I'm just anti-gov't, but good quality for a president, is not it?
Here's the deal! I will fire the House and Senate and to computers. You can go online at home or at the library or at Starbucks and tell your representative on the computer what you want and the computer to analyze it and see what is reasonable and then a bill and present it to the House of Representatives and the Senate computers and computer it will go ... or not.
Then I will enforce the 16th Amendment and how companies are responsible for all taxes that our ancestors, or whoever wrote the 16th Amendment, and U.S. citizens will not have to pay tax on income.
Then I will make GM, Chrysler, Ford and do at least 50% of cars running on electricity, they need not be loaded because they use the skins of solar panels, power brakes creation, and all the cool energy making devices known to man to help the power forever. I will ensure that cars will run for 50 years when there will be no other maintenance than regular services, but you may have to take a loan of 50 years to pay them because we want to keep the car in business companies.
Then, I'll move a bill with the help of my computer buddies in the House and Senate, which will provide solar panels for every American household and utilities will be responsible for regulating is the amount of energy in the network and disperse them accordingly to maintain a balance of energy in the country. Finally, within 10 years, I will remove cars that burn gasoline and houses will no longer run on oil and Exxon will have to come with some skam others to make outrageous profits. In fact, they can sell oil to tire until we ban the tires and the fans use to power our cars.
Then we'll build a great wall of the United States which will be bigger than China. And I'm going to road projects FDR look like nothing in comparison. Any person who is out of work will be able to work on the Great Wall of freedom and when it does we will put our forces on top of it to patrol the borders and keep everyone at least to pay at least $ 20,000 for a green card.
Then, to take care of the national debt I'll make marijuana legal, but only when purchased at the post office or vending machines in buildings IRS. The proceeds will go to the national debt. ALSO, prostitution is regulated and kept completely clean and safe and legal, and all proceeds will go to the national debt and you will be able to call the post office, procurement division, to make appointments. Your wife will never need you at least suspect, she saw a mail truck in front of your house during the night.
NEXT, the game will be legal in all 50 states and is managed by the Indians or the Mafia, but all proceeds will go to the government and the profits will again go to the national debt.
Then, the taxes of the companies no longer used for war because we will make peace with the world and we will not allow evil people to come into the country. The wall will disbelievers in the world and the unbelievers in OUR there will be no problem for anyone in or out of our country.
Without Govt corruption we will not need to MiFID or the IMF or MFIs and we'll do the Govt in charge of interstate highways, and perhaps all roads, bridges and parks and national parks in general.
So, I go.
